Curse

Finch · Oct 15, 2005, 02:00 AM // 02:00

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime"

"to know the road ahead, ask those coming back"

Chinese Proverbs

Janky Crackafoo · Oct 15, 2005, 02:31 AM // 02:31

They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.

I'm the master of low expectations.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you.

Listen, I want to thank leaders of the — in the faith — faith-based and community-based community for being here.

So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.

We stand for things.

We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World.

Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!

pagansaint · Oct 15, 2005, 02:42 AM // 02:42

"You Cheated!"
"...Pirate..."
>Pirates of the Carribean.
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear is the mind killer, the little death. It will pass through and around me, and leave only me in its wake. And I will turn my inner eyes upon its path and all of truth will be laid bare.
>one of the Dune books...
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Do, or Do not.
There is No try.
>If you don't know this one, end yourself. Now.

Old Dood · Oct 15, 2005, 03:00 AM // 03:00

"DOH!!" From Homer Simpson

chaos dragoon · Oct 15, 2005, 03:44 AM // 03:44

nobody is perfect
i am a nobody
thus achiving perfection

"kick him in the nads beavis"

more coming sometime possibly in the future

you must be smarter the the object you are working with

Old Dood · Oct 15, 2005, 10:52 AM // 10:52

"A man's got to know his limitations...." Dirty Harry From Magnum Force.

Signet of Humility · Oct 15, 2005, 05:44 PM // 17:44

WARNING * *

Tresspassers Will Be Shot.
Survivors Will Be Shot Again.

Divinitys Creature · Oct 15, 2005, 06:36 PM // 18:36

"if I'm not myself, then who am I? -Alice in wonderland, Lewis Carroll

Dri Tera · Oct 15, 2005, 06:39 PM // 18:39

"You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper in the world is white, the best golfer in the world is black, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want war" - Adz/Pred/wings_of_war

"If you feel a bullet, you know you're shot by the sniper's shade" - Yoeri Goldewijk with Medal of Honor (I'm Yoeri Goldewijk 'nd that's my quote )

Platinum Agent · Oct 15, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

w007 ub3r 1337n355!!!!!1!111 - Just about every single one of us who's been a 1337 or n00b sometime.

TheEPIC · Oct 15, 2005, 08:45 PM // 20:45

"Why is it that if you want to be a thug, you have to have your head at a constant 45 degree tilt?"

Charcoal Ann · Oct 15, 2005, 08:59 PM // 20:59

"what are you all hiding for? they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."-last words of General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, 1864

"i am not a malicious man but i sincerely hope that from now on all your itches are unreachable and someone writes something obscene in weedkiller on your front lawn"

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

if at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub.

karunpav · Oct 15, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12

"There are only two things that are completely infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I am not so sure about the former."

-Albert Einstien

Cjlr · Oct 15, 2005, 10:02 PM // 22:02

Here's one that's scratched into a desk in my science classroom... I kid you not.

God is Dead
- Nietzsche

Nietzche is Dead
- God

Ghost3 · Oct 15, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54

Kalten: "Oh God"
Aphrael: "Yes?"

kg_lildude1 · Oct 16, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06

"If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers."

"Where patience fails, force prevails."

"You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow under water"

"Those who know the least will always know it the loudest." <-- my fav

"No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts.
Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you're still screwed."

Old Dood · Oct 16, 2005, 01:11 AM // 01:11

there is a book called: "Under the Beechers" By Semore Butts

It is a real moldy oldie joke....

Mathias Deathwater · Oct 16, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45

I can't believe noone has posted this yet!

All your base are belong to us - Zero Wing

And one of my personal favorites:

You little hoochees!!! - Daos, Lufia 2:Rise of the Sinistrals

TheEPIC · Oct 16, 2005, 07:37 AM // 07:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mathias Deathwater

I can't believe noone has posted this yet!

All your base are belong to us - Zero Wing

I can one-up that:

"You have no chance to survive make your time." - Zero Wing

kg_lildude1 · Oct 16, 2005, 09:06 AM // 09:06

If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.

true to the very end.